Can’t Sleep

© 2006 Todd S. Klassy

A plume of steam floats away from an ethanol plant in Monroe, Wisconsin.

I finally fell asleep around 1:30 a.m.

I woke up again before.

I laid in bed for an hour before realizing I wasn’t going to fall back to sleep anytime soon.

There’s so much to do in this final week before I leave for Montana and it is just occurring to me. I think more than anything, though, I’m stressing a little for Steve (the cat). Poor guy doesn’t know what’s going to hit him soon.

Steve has never been much of a car cat. He hated his drive from the place he was born. He hated his first drive to the vet. And he hated every drive to the vet after that. To cause Steve as little stress as possible I am planning on leaving at 5 o’clock in the morning on the day of departure and driving straight through to Havre, Montana…18 hours away. It won’t give either of us much time to get acclimated to our new home in the wee hours of the following morning, but it will have to do. Now I just need to figure out how along the way he is going to eat, sleep, and go the bathroom…his three favorite activities.

I remember not wanting a cat. I really do. I complained, I protested, and I put up a fight. But we got a cat anyhow. Now she’s gone and the cat stays. Despite the fact moving day will be very stressful for both of us, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Things

A small branch with drooping maple leaves outside of Belleville, Wisconsin.

A small branch with drooping maple leaves outside of Belleville, Wisconsin.

A friend caught me by surprise this week. He asked if selling all of my “things” made me sad. I didn’t really think about it until he asked me that question.

Up until then I forgot my “things” had memories associated with them. Though most of those memories were drab, some were good, and a few were bad. But every single item I owned waiting to be purchased by some random, faceless bargain hunter would result in a flashback to another time if I really gave it some thought.

I sold everything I owned; my “empire of dirt” as Johnny Cash once crooned. I sold a wooden checker board, which I once used to teach my nephew how to play the game. I must have beat him two dozen times before he finally beat me…and then refused to play again because the little bugger wanted to retire as the reigning champion. Someone bought that checker board for $2.00.

I also sold a book called Getting Things Done: The Art of Stress-Free Productivity…which I never read. I sold an ugly blanket for 50 cents. Every night my cat climbed into bed and slept on it at my feet. He found more use for it than I ever did. I also sold a small sewing kit. Someone gave me a George Washington quarter for it. The only time I ever used it was to stitch together rows of popcorn and cranberries for my Christmas tree; a beautiful evergreen I shared with my X our first Christmas together.

Some items sold for considerably more, and many for much less. Surprisingly even the most worthless linen I offered for sale found a new home; including a permanently stained dish towel used to wipe up Kool-Aid my niece spilled on the floor. That’s when I realized that many of the items being snatched up by the vultures at my sale had (in some way) more value to me than they would ever have to them…unless of course they managed to make their own memories with them.

I now own very little more than my camera gear, my clothes, and my cat. And even my cat would take issue with the notion that he is the one who is “owned.” Everything else still in my house is either spoken for or will soon be headed to Goodwill.

That said, there are some very good reasons why I’m selling it all. True, the cash will be helpful as I am working on the road trying to build a new business. Also, I can’t take very many “things” with me. But more importantly, I am also seeking a new spiritual peace with the notion of living a spartan life. Minimalism, much like the art form I often try to capture with my camera, is akin to the existence I crave. I hope to shun illusion, decorativeness, and emotional subjectivity in favor of simplicity, candor, and cleanliness. The benefits are obvious.

Consider the true cost of “things.” Things cost money. And once you own things, things need to be repaired, and cleaned, and moved, and removed, and cleaned again. Things scratch your other things every time you move them. Many things collect dust and are never used, regardless of how good your intentions were when you bought them. Things wear out, and some things need still other things to work. Things require storage, and the more things you have the more storage you need. Which means the true cost of things is not necessarily measured only by how much they originally cost when you bought them, but how you bought them and the money you need to store, keep, and maintain them. The more things you have, the more time, energy, and money you need to keep them…even if you never, ever use them. And therein lays the impetus for minimalism.

Yes, all of the things I sold had a memory or two associated with them, but those memories are etched in my soul, not on their fading veneer of things. But selling my things still makes me sad.

Bucket List

When you are old and gray and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look your eyes had once,
And of their shadows deep.

How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face.

And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

– William Butler Yeats


As one gets older, distance and days seem shorter and shorter.

As a child I remember going to summer camp near Wisconsin Dells for a total of five days and four nights. That seemed like an eternity. And it wasn’t that far; maybe 70 miles, which was a million miles to me at the time. So far, in fact, I even sent a postcard to my parents the first morning after arriving. Unfortunately I arrived at home long before my postcard ever did.

Where does the time go? Weeks used to pass so slowly as I ached to see the weekend finally come. Now, it seems, the days pass ever so quickly. For me Friday arrives mere moments after Sunday ends. As such, I began pondering all of my accomplishments in life…and yes, my failures, too. And it seemed like a good time to make a list of things I want to do before I die.

Some might consider the act of preparing a bucket list a bit morose. For me, it was actually quite liberating. When I was done I had this long list of the things I always dreamed of doing, but never had the gumption to face. Later in life would each of those tasks haunt me as I grew frail and old?

I see my upcoming trip as one big reset button in life; the ultimate do-over. And while I can not guarantee success, I do know I will fight hard to ensure failure is not an option.

1. Learn how to ride a motorcycle. 10/1/2009
2. Climb to the top of a mountain.
3. Sell everything I don’t need (once). 10/15/2009
4. Go without a TV for a year. 1/15/2009
5. Grow a beard and leave it for at least a month. 12/1/2009
6. Spend a month in New York City.
7. Start a blog and write something every day for at least a year (IN PROGRESS).
8. Learn how to score a baseball game.
9. Learn how to play the piano.
10. Teach someone something new.
11. See the pyramids of Egypt.
12. Join ‘Habitats for Humanity’ and help build a house.
13. Watch a movie at a drive-in movie theater.
14. Leave myself a letter in a library book. Look for it 20 years later.
15. Attend a service of every major religious denomination in America.
16. Pilot a canoe down a really long river.
17. Photograph the Patagonian region of South America.
18. Sing in public. 10/31/2009
19. Ride on an Alaskan crab boat.
20. Help someone get out of a hole.
21. See a volcano erupt.
22. Purchase and master the use of a large format film camera.
23. Go on a trip without knowing the final destination.
24. Own my own studio and gallery.
25. Ride a hot air balloon.
26. Photograph polar bears in the wild.
27. Participate in at least one alumni basketball tournament.
28. Learn how to play pool well.
29. Rescue my grandfather’s embroidery patterns (IN PROGRESS).
30. Learn how to give a woman an amazing massage.
31. Attend a session of the U.S. Supreme Court.
32. Become a minimalist (IN PROGRESS).
33. Paint a huge mural or painting.
34. Send a message in a bottle.
35. Photograph a complete story.
36. Learn to listen better.
37. Every month cook great food and share it with other people.
41. Build a tree house.
42. Write a letter to everyone I love.
43. Visit Antarctica.
44. Learn how to tie 10 different knots (from memory).
45. See the Packers in the Super Bowl.
46. Learn how to speak Italian.
47. See the launch of a rocket into space.
48. Learn how to take a compliment.
49. Become a millionaire.
50. Ride the Trans-Siberian train across Asia.
51. Shower in a waterfall.
52. Write my will.
53. Sleep under the stars.
54. Grow a garden.
55. Go fly fishing and eat my catch.
53. Create a family tree.
54. Learn to sail a boat.
55. Join a bowling league.
56. Learn to say “hello” in 50 languages.
57. Go on a helicopter ride.
58. Create a photograph that makes a difference.
59. Visit all 50 of the United States.
60. Quit smoking (IN PROGRESS).
61. Create a list of 100 books and read them all.
62. Photograph a professional football game from the sidelines.
63. Go on an African safari.
64. Create a list of 100 movies and watch them all.
65. Get yourself into the best shape of your life.
66. Visit southern Europe (i.e. Italy, Spain, and Greece).
67. Coach a little league football game.
68. Run for public office.
69. Make love in the middle of a field or forest in late summer.
70. Learn how to make a fire without matches or a lighter.
71. Go scuba diving.
72. Visit my family’s hometowns.
73. Get a tattoo.
74. Drink beer at Oktoberfest in Munich.
75. Get a powerful telescope and study the moon and stars.
76. Have a photograph published in National Geographic.
77. Read the Bible.
78. Walk 20 miles.
79. Patent something.
80. Play poker in Las Vegas.
81. Tag along with a storm chaser during tornado season.
82. Make it onto a television game show.
83. Fast for three days.
84. Apologize to all of the people I’ve hurt.
85. Celebrate New Year’s Eve at Times Square.
86. Eat at one of Gordon Ramsey’s restaurants.
87. Take a vow of silence for a week.
88. Shave a beautiful woman’s legs.
89. Take a polar bear plunge somewhere cold on New Year’s Day.
90. Get a shave, in a barbershop, with hot lather.
91. Write and publish a book.
92. Throw a real party.
93. Rebuild a carburetor.
94. Play rugby.
95. Fly in World War II airplane.
96. Fabricate something large out of wood.
97. Sleep outside for a week.
98. Have sex in public.
99. Forgive the unforgivable.
100. Cheat death.
101. Learn how to use a sextant.

Note to self: Start now, explore, be honest, and be brave.